The All New "Toyota Recall?" …Is it for you?
I plan on buying the latest model to come out by Toyota…the all new redesigned full luxury and highly anticipated "2011 Toyota Recall Sedan" These will have 3 gas peddles and 4 brake peddles just in case any or all of them fail. It includes an extra pop up steering wheel as well in case that fails like the Corollas. And extra rust proofing on the trucks so they don’t break in two while driving…oh yes, there’s even a triple drive shaft installed in case the other two crack and fall off while driving. Every thing seems to be covered on the all new 2011 Toyota Recall luxury sedan. They’ve even changed the cheap silver painted plastic from spray painted artificial silver to splatter black, red, green or, purple for the dash board. You can even get the seat fabric that color, as long as you realize it will be made of recycled baby diapers which have been splatter dyed for high quality. But order early..they may be the only safe Toyotas on the highway.
..Gone.. (below) …uhhh, let me guess, your a Republican right? Did you forget what 8 years of Bush did? He caused this. He was your savior, where is he now, but living in luxury while the rest of the planet suffers. He hides like Sadam did in his secret hole because all the world hates him for the devastation he reeked on human civilization. Hile Bush..king of the asholes
7 Responses
blanderswake
02 Mar 2010
Karle
02 Mar 2010
what u talking about…i have a "inside guy" and am getting 5 of these for free….and mine will come each come with a complementary "safety bubble" to walk around in so i will b protected from sars, the bird flue ect……
even will have a built in rubber so i can practice "even safer" safe sex LOL
gone
02 Mar 2010
Hahahahaha
Link2877
02 Mar 2010
@gone
Yea man that’s total what’s going on here. Why just yesterday I was at Walmart buying high quality expensive items, when Bigfoot and the guy from the grassy knoll were talking about Toyota behind me in the check out line. When their friend, the guy who directed the moon landing broadcast came out from behind a near by clothes rack, and told them that when he talked to Walt-Disney while he was getting his annual checkup to prevent frostbite. That he heard in his dreams from the aliens that built the pyramids that just got back from the future where they set bombs all over the world to go off during December 2012. That’s it’s all some big government conspiracy and totally not something that has been has being happening and being covered up for years. I mean this is the government we’re talking about here, they totally have the organization skills, intelligent and team work to do something like that.
LoNgHaIr
02 Mar 2010
Theres a monster truck show in my area next week! I think they could use a few "Toyota Recalls"
Jesse
02 Mar 2010
What will Toyota’s excuse be when the recalls are recalled? Or when even more fatal accidents involving runaway Toyotas occur? Or when more incriminating internal documents are subpoenaed?
david f
02 Mar 2010
hay al did you read this http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/100302/n_top_news/cnews_us_gm_recall
looks like your gm just waited for toyota to do it first,
so after all you said now what?,toyota is still on top,they had a recall so what ,700 recalls with chevy alone,now they have more,,,gee i wonder why?oh ya its cause EVERY CAR COMPANY HAS RECALLS<but if i think like you ill have to say,,down with gm,they are the worst cars,oh my god my gm ,its so unsafe,they made a recall so its got to be bad,like i told you befor,treat your toyota well,learn how to drive and stop blameing toyota for your bad driving habbits,its not there fault you drive like a 10 year old girl,next time get your self a bus pass and leave the driving to the older people



You wanna know how to make a Toyota 100% safe? Tow it behind a Ford or GM tow truck.