Question on what to do?
Im a pizza delivery driver and tonight Im using my best friends 06 BMW, well Im swamped with orders right now (not around food though) and live 40 minutes away from home.. well I’ve been sick this week and suddenly got a pain in my stomach, i couldn’t make it to the bathroom and completely went diarrhea all over my pants and his seat. His front seat and floor is covered in diarrhea.. what do I do now? I don’t even know where to start at. The smell is killin me and i can’t stop dry heaving
9 Responses
PatsFan2008
02 Feb 2010
england_is_teh_p
02 Feb 2010
Invest in adult diapers and take the car to a car wash, open the doors, and let’er rip.
Britt
02 Feb 2010
I would advise you to get back under your bridge Troll….what pizza delivery guy has a laptop and a "friends" BMW to deliver them in? If I saw a Papa John’s sign on top of a Beamer I’d think it was a joke to begin with.
Danny T
02 Feb 2010
We don’t need know these personal issues you have and what the hell does this have to do with football?
Ryan
02 Feb 2010
What does this have to do with football?
god of Answers
02 Feb 2010
there is a flag on the play. Crapping in your best friends BMW all over his seat. that is a 5 year penalty 1st down.
Mike
02 Feb 2010
Wear a diaper next time
Spenny
02 Feb 2010
ok, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say….WHAT????? THE????? PHUCK?????? DID?????? YOU??????JUST???????ASK????????
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT…..
youre delivering pizza’s…..
in a borrowed BMW
you shat the leather
and youre still driving
but instead of pulling over and wiping with the bottom of a pan pizza
youre on YAHOO ANSWERS TYPING????????
OMFG!!!!!!!
you win……. you win!!!!!
the darwin award for september
i did it
02 Feb 2010
I have a question for you. What does crapping your pants and football have to do with common? And two since its your crap you need to man up and clean it up yourself.
A pizza delivery guy driving a BMW. That’s funny! Regarding the diarrhea, eat a lot cheese, it’s binding. Even though it has nothing to do with football, that was actually kind of funny.