What can this possibly mean? If you’re one of those people who doesn’t like to read long questions, the truly bizarre part is the last paragraph. At least tell me what you think about that one.

I won tickets to a WWE event. Emily and I were sitting in the sixth row next to Bob Barker (He had the microphone). As part of our prize, Emily and I got to go down to the ring and announce a match. On the way to the ring, Emily and I notice that there are black and gold door mats with phrases such as “Who Dat” and “Go Saints” written on them all around the ring. We go down to the ring, announce our match, and when we get back to our seats, we tell Bob Barker how much we would like to have one of those door mats. Bob reminds us who he is, and says that he will certainly be able to use his fame to get us each a door mat. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are seated a few rows ahead of us.

Chris Jericho is in the last match of the night. Everyone leaves after the match, because as part of our prize, we get to meet a wrestler of our choosing. He starts to walk away, and as he turns a corner I shout, “Wait, we would like to get a picture with you.” We turn that very same corner and when we get around it, Chris Jericho is there, but has he turned into a midget.

And this is the most bizarre part of all…

The event is over. It is sunset. I am driving on a highway, when suddenly I come upon the head of a tiger on the side of the road. The head has been severed violently from the tiger’s body. There is blood all over his head. This is also not an ordinary, severed from its body tiger’s head; it is the size of a very large gorilla’s entire body. Upon seeing this, I am immediately aware of nothing in my surroundings other than this massive, bloody mess before me. All of a sudden, from which direction, I do not know because I was fixated on the giant tiger head, my car is struck by an ordinary size tiger. Although ordinary in size, he was not ordinary in strength. The car went flying through the air. All the glass and windows shattered. The car landed and I found myself covered in shards of class, cut, and bleeding, with a tiger coming towards me. I crawl out of the car. The tiger is standing over me and I realize that this is the moment that my life is going to end. I close my eyes and prepare for the end, and nothing happens. I open my eyes, and there is an old man standing near the road. The tiger is nowhere in sight. He walks over to me, scoops me up, puts me in his truck, and drives me away.

The driver’s side seat heater duct in my Lincoln LS has become dislodged. Need to remove the driver’s seat rear panel for room to access and replace the duct.

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I dont know theyre identity for sure, I’ve called the cops, they arent really doing anything.

The people breaking in arent causing damage, and they arent taking things, but I really dont want them in there.

Theyre doing it while I’m away (like four in the morning). The car is locked, but theyre getting in and I dont know how…

Basically, as far as I know, theyre just looking through and sitting in there (It’s cold, so they may just be running the heater)

How can I get even? I’ve thought of putting pins in the seats, and supergluing towels, and hoping they sit on them..

Yes I realize It’s a fairly immature way to deal with it, but it seems like a good way to get even. and one that dosent overtly injure them, or something illegal

Dont answer by saying call the cops, I’ve done this, the cops arent doing anything.
I’m the only person I know of who has a key.
I have a car alarm, but It is one tht you have to press to set off, gee, thats the most useful creation ever..
I know they we’re there because I caught them, duh =P

I WAS home one day, and my dog started barking, a looked out and called the cops, the cops picked up a drunk driver on the way. -_-
People are forgeting, I’m wanting to get even in a funny way, not a legal way..lol

Last year as i was meeting up with a friend. My cousin got out of a vehicle stopped in front of my car preventing me from driving off. Intoxicated, he then opened the passenger side door. I told him to stop as i had a heavy object in my passenger seat, but because he was intoxicated he refused to listen and forced himself in my car. Before he could even close the door he broke my heater vent on my dashboard. He promised to pay for the damages and havent. Hes ignored my phone calls until 7 months after i havent heard from him he told me that he wasnt going to pay for anything and i can take him to court. I love my car and its a red dashboard which is not easy to find. Its an expensive part and i cant believe my own family would screw me over like this. He was not invited nor wanted in my car, as he crashed someones rental car before and ran away from florida to avoid paying.

Its been way too long and too much air or heat blows out of the vent so i have to put the heat or air on the feet. I should not be incovenience like that and everytime ilook at my car that all i see.

I am taking him to court, but i want him to learn that he can not damage peoples property and not take responsibility for his actions. Can I sue him for the interest, the amount of time it took him to pay me..What about punitive damages…(i dont kno much about that) Can I sue him for court fees as well? I really dont feel like i should pay for court fees when I did not even invited him in my car. And is there anything else I can sue for like the incoveniance of my heat. I would also like to get an attorney and make him pay for legal fees but i feel like my case is so small that a lawyer may laugh. I really want to get him for being such a jerk about things.

Also, will i win my case as there are no witnesses only a broken vent that have the part and pictures for…its pretty much my word against his, i just hope judge will realize that i have no reason to make this up.

ANy advice is welcomed, I will also update you after the court hearing

World Domination

Prologue

“Tomorrows the day, peter are you ready,” the taller of the two boys addressed the shorter one who sat in the corner of the small dark room.

“How many times are you going to ask me that question,” peter responded irritably.

“Well it’s just never been this close before, everything we’ve planned so far, I just can’t believe were gunna do it.”

“What you feeling a little scared?”

“Fuck no man, my bodies flowing with adrenaline right now!” said the boy his voice booming with excitement, he had almost forgotten to whisper due to his mother and farther who were sound asleep in the other room. Still thou I wonder what its gunna be like after we do this. We probably won’t be here anymore.

“I got over that a long time ago man, I thought you did to, Jesse.” Said peter.

“Well if we do die tomorrow then at least we’ll finally know.”

“Know what?” asked peter who was now drifting off into a deep sleep, his voice was weak almost a whisper.

“The secrets, of the universe!”

the sun rose the next morning illuminating the dew covered grass and the glistening street’s, it was over all a beautiful morning, no one could foretell the horrible events that could possibly occur that day. The two boys got up and dressed them selves in all black, they filled there back pact’s and stuffed there clothes with as many guns as they could fit.

They headed down the stairs earlier then normal for they did not want to say good bye to anyone in the house. They placed the backpacks in the back seat, got in the car and took off on the road to school.

“Do you remember the plan?” asked Jesse who was seating in the driver’s seat of the car and seemed to be a little nervous.

“For the umpteenth time, yes I do,” peter responded obviously annoyed by the other boys constant nagging.

“Ok just making sure.”

The boys arrived at school in almost no time; they had only lived a few miles away.

“Were early,” said peter.

“Damn it!” the boy screeched. If we wait its gunna feel like a fucking life time! I knew we shoulda waited and ate breakfast with mom and dad like normal.

“Be patient, were early there’s nothing we can do about it there’s no use in complaining.” Said peter calmly, he had always been the calmer one of the two he had a emotionless expression that he wore on his face all the time, it seemed as if he saw no good in the world. He had smooth bronze skin and very short hair; it was obvious the boy was black. The other one Jesse was a white boy with curly black hair; he was the impatient one who always wore an aggravated expression, he was tall but skinny and wore bifocals, he seemed as if he was the target of constant bullying.

“These people have gone by free for to long!” the boy bellowed. They should suffer like they make me suffer every day!

“And they will,” said peter finally a faint smile appearing on his face. In exactly 15 minutes. Suddenly there was a knock at the passenger door. Both boys looked but there was no one there. They turned to each other in silence, their hearts pounding had someone figured out their plan? No that couldn’t be if they did know then why would they come directly up to the van filled with guns and explosives. Peter slowly opened the door and pulled a small black pistol that had been tucked in his pants, he held it behind him thou never exposing it. Standing right in front of him as he steeped out of the vehicle was a man he had never seen before.

“Who are you, what do you want?” peter demanded, still hiding the gun behind his back.

“I know of your plan,” said the man blatantly. Shock caught peter off guard, his eyes widened and his facial expression changed from one of calmness to one of anger as he revealed the gun from behind his back aiming it directly at the mans chest.

“I don’t think you’d want to do that,” said the man.

“And why the fuck not?” demanded peter, Jesse was now frozen in his seat fearing the police were out side.

“Because I have the bigger guns my friend,” the man rose his hands as if he had just revealed something amazing, and he had. Two men stepped from behind the boy’s car baring 2 rifles. Realizing he was out matched peter slowly placed his weapon on the ground. I’m not here to stop you thou. Peters face lit up once again with shock.

“What do you mean?” asked peter who was now completely confused. After hearing the turn that the conversation had taken Jesse now stepped out of the truck and slowly walked around to the passenger’s side.

“Then why a-are y-you here?” asked Jesse trying to sound tough and confident but to no avail.

“Merely a suggestion, you could walk into this school and murder everyone inside, you may feel like gods but after today it’s all over, you may even loose your lives. Your revolution will be small and pathetic. No matter how many people you 2 kill today the world will go on never changing in its ignorance. If you want to continue this utter nonsense I won’t stop you

i post my stories on fiction press but get hardly any reviews can some one tell me is their anything wrong? i thought this was one of my better ones! please help

World Domination

Prologue

“Tomorrows the day, peter are you ready,” the taller of the two boys addressed the shorter one who sat in the corner of the small dark room.

“How many times are you going to ask me that question,” peter responded irritably.

“Well it’s just never been this close before, everything we’ve planned so far, I just can’t believe were gunna do it.”

“What you feeling a little scared?”

“Fuck no man, my bodies flowing with adrenaline right now!” said the boy his voice booming with excitement, he had almost forgotten to whisper due to his mother and farther who were sound asleep in the other room. Still thou I wonder what its gunna be like after we do this. We probably won’t be here anymore.

“I got over that a long time ago man, I thought you did to, Jesse.” Said peter.

“Well if we do die tomorrow then at least we’ll finally know.”

“Know what?” asked peter who was now drifting off into a deep sleep, his voice was weak almost a whisper.

“The secrets, of the universe!”

the sun rose the next morning illuminating the dew covered grass and the glistening street’s, it was over all a beautiful morning, no one could foretell the horrible events that could possibly occur that day. The two boys got up and dressed them selves in all black, they filled there back pact’s and stuffed there clothes with as many guns as they could fit.

They headed down the stairs earlier then normal for they did not want to say good bye to anyone in the house. They placed the backpacks in the back seat, got in the car and took off on the road to school.

“Do you remember the plan?” asked Jesse who was seating in the driver’s seat of the car and seemed to be a little nervous.

“For the umpteenth time, yes I do,” peter responded obviously annoyed by the other boys constant nagging.

“Ok just making sure.”

The boys arrived at school in almost no time; they had only lived a few miles away.

“Were early,” said peter.

“Damn it!” the boy screeched. If we wait its gunna feel like a fucking life time! I knew we shoulda waited and ate breakfast with mom and dad like normal.

“Be patient, were early there’s nothing we can do about it there’s no use in complaining.” Said peter calmly, he had always been the calmer one of the two he had a emotionless expression that he wore on his face all the time, it seemed as if he saw no good in the world. He had smooth bronze skin and very short hair; it was obvious the boy was black. The other one Jesse was a white boy with curly black hair; he was the impatient one who always wore an aggravated expression, he was tall but skinny and wore bifocals, he seemed as if he was the target of constant bullying.

“These people have gone by free for to long!” the boy bellowed. They should suffer like they make me suffer every day!

“And they will,” said peter finally a faint smile appearing on his face. In exactly 15 minutes. Suddenly there was a knock at the passenger door. Both boys looked but there was no one there. They turned to each other in silence, their hearts pounding had someone figured out their plan? No that couldn’t be if they did know then why would they come directly up to the van filled with guns and explosives. Peter slowly opened the door and pulled a small black pistol that had been tucked in his pants, he held it behind him thou never exposing it. Standing right in front of him as he steeped out of the vehicle was a man he had never seen before.

“Who are you, what do you want?” peter demanded, still hiding the gun behind his back.

“I know of your plan,” said the man blatantly. Shock caught peter off guard, his eyes widened and his facial expression changed from one of calmness to one of anger as he revealed the gun from behind his back aiming it directly at the mans chest.

“I don’t think you’d want to do that,” said the man.

“And why the fuck not?” demanded peter, Jesse was now frozen in his seat fearing the police were out side.

“Because I have the bigger guns my friend,” the man rose his hands as if he had just revealed something amazing, and he had. Two men stepped from behind the boy’s car baring 2 rifles. Realizing he was out matched peter slowly placed his weapon on the ground. I’m not here to stop you thou. Peters face lit up once again with shock.

“What do you mean?” asked peter who was now completely confused. After hearing the turn that the conversation had taken Jesse now stepped out of the truck and slowly walked around to the passenger’s side.

“Then why a-are y-you here?” asked Jesse trying to sound tough and confident but to no avail.

“Merely a suggestion, you could walk into this school and murder everyone inside, you may feel like gods but after today it’s all over, you may even loose your lives. Your revolution will be small and p
lol sorry im glad you like it but its a new one i just started this is all i have their will be frequent updates at http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2628420/1/World_Domination
if people review it that is
what its a story? if your not going to comment on it then dont leave a damn review lady not like im actually going to do this
there will be no killing sprees just yet

OK, in December of 2007 I bought a 2008 Toyota Camry SE .. brand new! Less than 200 miles on it.
Well, considering I bought the car in DECEMBER and it was cold out, I didn’t actually have to use the Air Conditioner until around March when it started warming up (here in California).
Ever since the FIRST TIME I used the AC it reaked of mildew. I brought this up when I had the car serviced (oil change) last September. The Mechanic (at the Toyota Dealership where I purchased the car) said he ‘cleaned the air conditioner cables and put in a deodorizer’. That worked for a day. The very next day the SAME SMELL was back!
So, being that it was almost Winter at the time, I decided not to worry about it because the mildew smell only comes when the AC is on, not when the heater is on.
NOW, it’s January and HOT. So I have been running my AC and that smell is back. It’s awful. It gives me a splitting headache and makes me nauseous, not to mention I have an 18 month old in the back seat who is also breathing the fumes.
SO, I took the car in again today to have it serviced, specifically for this MILDEW problem.
The Toyota mechanic looks at my car and said that the filter is fine and I’m having this problem because I’m running ‘Max AC’ .. he said, ‘Toyota suggests I don’t use the Max AC feature’!
WHAT??
My car is BRAND NEW. I live in CALIFORNIA where it gets up to 115 degreeze during the summer and I can’t use my MAX AC feature????
I have the Toyota Warranty AND we paid extra for an EXTENDED WARRANTY .. and now they’re telling me I can’t use my MAX AC feature???
I am so pissed.
Seriously! Is this right???
WHY didn’t they tell me this BEFORE I purchased the car????
With the added features I have on the car (moon roof, built in BlueTooth, the custom sound system) and the tax and the extended warranty we paid (are paying) close to ,000 for this car! and I can’t use my MAX AC feature?????
Shouldn’t they have told me this when I purchased the car???????
Because believe me, IF I had know this, I would NOT have purchased that car!!!!

SERIOUSLY. Is this right?? Can they REALLY tell me NOT to use my MAX AC feature because IF I do, I am going to have this problem??? He specifically said, [and I quote!] "Toyota suggests you do NOT use the MAX AC feature. If you choose to use the MAX AC feature [ever!], you will continue having this problem. There is nothing that can be done to prevent the smell of mildew if you choose to ever use the Max AC feature".

Is this common? Or is the Service guy giving me a line of bull????
Can Toyota OFFER a feature on my car and then tell me that IF I use it, I am going to have to SMELL MILDEW??? and deal with the nausea and headache that comes with it?????
I have TRIED running my AC without the ‘Max AC’ setting and it does NOT cool down to actual AC air. It basically blows cooler air out of the fan. The ‘Max AC’ feature is the only setting that actually cools the car during the summer.
Is this Service Guy giving me a line of bull so I just ‘happily’ put up with the sickening smell of mildew?? Or should I continue trying to fix this problem?????

Lets say that your parents tell you if you come home late even on weekends you must sleep in your car. They will allow you to put a cott in a windowless guest house that has no restroom inside the guest house.

The oneroom guest house would be heated and would keep out wind and rain.

What would you choose?

Lets say you couldn’t afford a hotel?

Your car has a back seat that is very comfortable.

The oneroom guest house has a solid door with a lock.

The cott in the guest house would actually be a single mattress.

Since you would use the guest house your mother would allow you to decorate and paint the inside of the guest house.

For example your mom would allow you to paint the inside of the door and the walls.

Unfortunatley you wouldn’t be able to put windows inside.

Would you be afraid to close the door while you would be inside the one room windowless guest house?

The guest house gets warm and toasty with the little heater on.

This guest house is very small. Its about 40 square feet.

The guest house has no holes or windows in it.

Lets say the guesthouse has a mirror inside?

The area you live in a crappy motel costs 0 per night.

The door on the otuside is aqua blue. The inside of the door is unfinished/unpainted wood. What would you piant on the inside of the door? Colors or mural?

What would designs or colors would you paint on the walls?

I seem to be having some kind of electrical problem with my car.

I hear a sort of clicking/shocking noise from near the firewall middle while inside the car; it sounds similar to a stun gun being discharged, and only occurs when I have the front defroster/main heater turned off. when i turn the defroster on, it goes away.

I have checked the battery cables and inspected the battery while the car is running, and i don’t see any electrical discharge, and cannot hear it while outside the car.

occasionally while driving, the seat belt light will come on, and sometimes just before i start it up. the dashboard information lights will go off, while they usually stay on for about 5 seconds after the car is started. also, i occasionally get a little shock while closing the door after exiting the vehicle, suggesting that something is expelling electricity into the frame or something metallic connected to the frame.

i believe it may be associated with water damage to an electrical component; it started happening about a week ago after i degreased and power-washed my engine well (i accidentally left a half-empty bottle of oil open in the space behind the headlight after topping off all my fluids).

does anyone know what component may be damaged, or how to solve this problem?

I have never had any electrical problems (haven’t had any problems with this car at all) before, and the problem seems to be either associated with and/or effecting the heat system.

i had this night mare where i was in this truck with a guy and my little brother (11 years) and my little sister (4 years) were in the back seat. we drove to this log cabin and me and the guy was about to have sex becuase me and my siblings lived on the streets and it was the only way to make money. so me and the guy was on the bed and my sibling were on the floor their backs facing the bed so they wouldnt see. ( it was wierd cause my sister in the dream was like 2 years old and my brother was younger too and they were wearing dress clothes that they wore to my aunts wedding a couple years ago.) and we were doing it and this guy from my church walked in the room but i hid under the covers and he didnt see us..he was hanging his coat in a closet..and he had a little girl with him she was like 7..he dissapeared into the closet and i ran into some other room and hid. the little girl saw the guy on the bed and he told her to come over and they were going to play a game..so the guy began to
(cont.) rape her. and the guy from my church came back and saw what was happening and he pulled out a gun and killed the guy in the bed. then i came back into the room and my brother had the gun and he got up and he shot the guy from my church (he was upset becuse now we couldnt get any money) and i was screaming and smaking my brother and then i took the gun wiped off the finger prints and through the gun in a river by the cabin then i woke up.!!!!!
i know, watch too many movies…but still it was soooo scary because it felt so real. =[..yeah i don’t think it means anything i just though i’d share it..