I an looking for the german names of different volkswagon parts, such as what do they call the windshield wipers, steering wheel, heater, seats, etc.

I have a ’97 Dodge stratus thats in really good condition. The inside is really nice the only problem is that the speakers in the back seat are completely covered. Is there anyways I can cut threw the carpet and such and just buy the screen/cover part where the music comes out. They’re good speakers but you cant hear them that well since they’re covered. Also I wouldn’t be doing this my brother would be, just figured I’d get peoples opinions since he just wants me to replace the whole thing. Help?

I have a 1976 Jeep Renegade CJ-5, Levi’s Edition. It has the 304 V-8 engine and runs great. It has the Levi’s emblem on the side panels, but that is all, as the interior is shot and the seats no longer have the covering.

I would like to know if the Levi’s Edition makes a big value difference and exactly what the difference was.

I am trying to sell mine, and I have it listed at 00, which I believe is a steal.

I have found low book value to be around ,000, so I want to make sure I am asking a reasonable price.

Thanks! Any pictures would be helpful, to show what it looked like new. Mine is the Orange Model.

I’m currently looking for car seat covers and have no idea what size to buy. The car I have is a hatchback if that makes a difference.

Thinking of Having Kids? Do this 11 step program first!

Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.

2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.

3. Go home.

4. Pick up the paper.

5. Read it for the last time.

Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their…

1. Methods of discipline.

2. Lack of patience.

3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.

4. Allowing their children to run wild.

5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child’s breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.

Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel…

1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM-10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly.

2.

Eat cold food with one hand for dinner
3. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.

4. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.

5. Set the alarm for 3AM.

6. As you can’t get back to sleep, get up at 2AM, make a drink and watch an infomercial.

7. Go to bed at 2:45AM.

8. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.

9. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.

10. Get up. Make breakfast.

Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)

Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.

Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out…

1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.

2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.

3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.

4. Then rub them on the clean walls.

5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.

6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons.

How does that look?

Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.

1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.

2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.

Time allowed for this – all morning.

Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don’t think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don’t look like that.

1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.

2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.

3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.

4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Lesson 7
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat.

1. Buy your week’s groceries without letting the goats out of your sight.

2. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.

Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.

2. Make a small hole in the side.

3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.

4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.

5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.

6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.

You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.

Lesson 9
Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney, Disney, theT eletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know, you’re thinking What’s ‘Noggin’?) Exactly the point.

Lesson 10
Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying ‘mommy’ repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each ‘mommy’; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhereyou go for the next four years.

You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Lesson 11
Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the ‘mommy’ tape made from Lesson 10 above.

You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room

what size are my front seats the truck is a 2007 gmc sierra new body style and they are split seat with another seat in the middle which you can use as a seat or to put your papers and cups and they have head rest

I need help removing the seat covers that came with the car in order to clean them. Any one know how to do this or were i can find out.

Is it even possible to remove them?

I had a 1995 Ford Mustang and at 50K miles the Head Gasket Blew costing me 00, they said they fixed it but it happened again at 93K miles. Screw that, decided to go with a 2006 Jetta it came with Turbo, Leather Seats, Sunroof, Better MPG, Triptronic, Laser Cutted Keys, and numerous options for around 20K, Went to see what Chevy, Ford, and Dodge had to offer for the price. STANDARD no upgrades NOTHING! For all the options I wanted car would have cost me 30K an extra 10K for what? To cover UAW pensions and Extreme Pay?? Arnt the Nissan Titan trucks 100% American Made and Built? While the F150 are 40% American made and built? Correct me if I am wrong. People that get paid .00 per hour are the ones that should deserve it, people that have earned it with a BA, Masters, or P.H.D, they should get paid for the complex of the job and their skill. Our family owns an AC company that deals with Ford, and when change a copper WIRE we have to let the union do it with 4 workers the work EXPLAIN

I have A 1993 Grand Am & The rear speakers are bad And need to be removed & replaced but it cannot be done from the trunk area like most cars, so I then went to back seat to remove them from the inside, But I ran into A problem that I dont have the answer to there is A panel that sits on top of the speakers the one directly infront of the rear window & covers the two speakers it seems impossable to remove without taking out the whole back seat, rear window side panels, the seat belt restrants & who knows what else, somthing tells me GM wouldn’t require all this just to replace two bad speakers, Can sombody please help me with this by providing me with detailed instructions on how to replace two 6×9 rear speakers on A 1993 Pontiac Grand Am without taking out the whole rear rear seat & ruining my car in the process. has anybody had to replace these rear speakers in this car if so how did you accomplish this because I cant figure it out? Thank you for any help you can provide me.

I need to be able to use my vechicle’s cigartette lighter power outlet to power two items at the same time…my seat heater and my XM radio. IS there an adapter I can get to plug into the lighter, which will then have two outlets attached??